Showing posts with label COMEDY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label COMEDY. Show all posts

Saturday, 31 December 2011

31.12.11 - DAY 365 - Keeping It Free Range





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So here we are. The last song of the Song A Day For A Year project. I just want to say a massive thank you to everyone who collaborated on the project over 2011 and anyone who came along to the Black Box gig last night. It's been a pretty fucking awesome year to be honest. I can't possibly summarise in words all the amazing creative experiences I've had and how much doing this project has enriched my creative abilities and general sense of wellbeing, but like, yea, ummm... it has! One nice thing is that I can listen to any song of this project and it will immediately transport me back to that day and where I was and what I was doing: Just like a really abstract audio diary. I'd hate to lose my memory and forget what I was doing 15 minutes ago, like Leonard in Memento. That movie was really cool! I've seen it about 20 times. How cool is Guy Pearce? "I guess I'm chasing this guy... No, wait, he's chasing me" Class. Wait, what was I talking about before? (ho ho ho)

Aye, I'm babbling. Anyway. This track basically represents the apprehension I had at doing something DRAMATIC AND EPIC AND OH MY GAWD! THANKS EVERYBODY!! HEY LET'S CELEBRATE MY AWESOMENESSNESSNESS... Because I pretty much did all of that last night at the Black Box gig. .... However, this track does contain a large portion of the jam we had at the gig last night (after midnight) which was recorded by the splendid Michael Sampson. The recording was made at the venue, specifically to be used in today's song, so that everyone at the gig could contribute to the very last song of the project. As far as I'm concerned, this worked out really well. There were 14 people on stage and about 70 people in the audience.

I am weary of listing you all, because I know that I'll end up leaving someone out and I'll never be able to forgive myself, but I'll try via the medium of Adam Mc Causland's rather lovely photo of us all on stage

Stephen Caswell, Michael Sampson, Stevie Mac, Geoff Hatt, Dave Boden, Dominic O'Neill, Chris Allen, Niall Kelly, Tony Furnell, ARGH Sorry, don't know your name, but you're a friend of Dan Leith's, Dan Leith, Ursula Burns, Meeeeeeeeee, Owen Boden, Steve Mc Cann.

Stevie Mac made the simple and clever suggestion that we all picked a note and played it together: That way it wouldn't just end up a cacophonous mess! Towards the end, I encouraged the audience to participate too, so you're all in the recording also!

Right now, I'm sipping a glass of wine, picking at a wholesomely greasy chicken breast and gravy chips.  In about 5 minutes I'm gonna go downstairs and watch a movie with my boyfriend and probably ignore the midnight countdown, because I don't really give a fuck. HA!

However. I wish you all the best in 2012 and once again, a massive thanks to you all for listening, being involved or taking an interest in this project.

Until next time!! :)

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

Sunday, 25 December 2011



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A bit of Ol' Blue Eyes and some festive Wub Wub for y'all. I don't normally allow "cover songs" in SADFAY, but hey, it's Christmas! (incidentally the 'wub wub' is from a demo mp3 for the Vengeance Dubstep Massive Presets Bundle. I planned to program my own wobble bass stuff, but the bundle wouldn't load in my version of Massive. Ah wells...)

Don't forget to make the yuletide fabulous and gay, everyone!

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Tuesday, 13 December 2011

13​.​12​.​11 - DAY 347 - Santa = Punish (ft. Dan Leith)



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A free download tonight, full of "festive joy" and (quim) ... and ... pure horror to the ears. What a treat!!

For this sonic apocalypse we've included samples from such Christmas-y delights as, Black Christmas (1974), Tales From The Crypt (1972), Dead End, Silent Night Deadly Night, and the wonderful Gremlins.

Soon to be featured on Dan Leith's 6th Christmas E.P. - 'Attack Of The Christmas Sweater Quim!'

You'd be a fool not to download it!

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Thursday, 8 December 2011

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

29.11.11 - DAY 333 - Half A Beast / Any Other Way



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Too many things to do right now
I'm finding that I don't have time
This is getting overwhelming
I am crashing without a helmet

Important forms I need to fill
Bills to pay and gigs to plan
Collaborations that need booked
My sanity is over cooked

Work to do, performance rights
Email lists and studio nights
Band practice 3 times this week
Interviews and DVDs

Give up smoking
Pay off a debt
Spend time with Mark
Try to forget

The end is nearing
Expectations
People asking
What are my next plans?

Websites, blogs and making contacts
Approaching meltdown, insanely fast

OK. Time out. I need to think
This is the right time to pour a drink

Oh wait 5 days have just disappeared.
Now I'm skint. Now I'm here
The list hasn't got any smaller
Clearly, I can't do this much longer.

Try to get it all done before the weekend
Then Friday, it's you and me.
Time to put it all into slow motion
Enjoy ourselves, be free.

Except the weekend will go even faster
Then back into the fray: Monday disaster
It's crazy, but I have to say

I wouldn't want it any other way…

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Thursday, 30 June 2011

01.07.11 - DAY 182 - Half Way Point!



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OK, so if you wanna be a dick about it, it's the Half Way Point at 12 noon today...

Anyway... Hey, big apologies for the lack of effort in this 'song' (it's more of an announcement), but I have to travel to Derry today for a music Showcase Conference thing-a-me and I need to catch a train in 30 minutes or so. Once I'm there, I'm going to be busy for the rest of the day and won't be back until well into tomorrow's early hours.

Well, I've made it halfway folks and I'm still enjoying doing this project, very much. Thanks to y'all who are still listening to and checking in on the project from time to time. I never expected anyone to listen to EVERY song EVERY day, I know that's a big ask, but it's still great to see the positive comments and support. Cheerseseseseseseseses!

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

30.06.11 - DAY 181 - Music. This Is




Random notes, lots of effects, general mania.

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Friday, 3 June 2011

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

04.05.11 - DAY 124 - 9.7653% BETTER THAN LEADING BRANDS




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Sadfay fulfils your life and makes you happier. Guaranteed. Now with real fruit juice. 20% extra betterment. Featuring Rachel Austin!!

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

26.04.11 - DAY 116 - Sleepy Travels



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Just back from Mullaghmore and I'm pooped! So a sleepy, plinkle of keys and hits. I am pleased that this is probably the first proper SADFAY song that contains, actually, NO STRUCTURE, harmony, arrangement... Yet it's a fairly busy, complex piece. It's fun completely messing about with what can be regarded as 'music' sometimes.

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Sunday, 3 April 2011

03.04.11 - DAY 93 - Goebbel's Gerbil Carnival



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Hmm. I can only apologise in advance for this. I asked people on Facebook to make some suggestions for today's song. I got: Summery / Carnival vibe, Goebbel being in love with a gerbil and something called "Pubstep". You're all insane. And this atrocity to music, is completely not my fault!

Umm so, err... Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Saturday, 26 March 2011

26.03.11 - DAY 85 - MEGA HARDCORE GABBA IRISH FOLK SONG



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This is all Caroline Pugh's fault. She said "Do a song like 'Tell me ma...' but with Gabba!" I knew how awful a combination like this would be, but I kinda couldn't resist the temptation to make something truly the aural equivalent of projectile vomiting. So here it is folks. A terrible Irish folk kinda song, "remixed" into a hellish 240 BPM "Happy Hardcore" / RAVE track. The first half is the pretend-remix, the second half is the original.

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Thursday, 17 March 2011

17.03.11 - DAY 76 - Apocalyptic Patrick



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And so we come to pass through another dark hour of the soul. The Hypraxis Index and Martin Byrne empty and unfurl the bowels of distant questions and thoughts. Screaming in agony at the sinister revelations.

Enjoy

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Wednesday, 23 February 2011

23.02.11 - Great Conditioner



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What comes after grimy? That's right, sleazy. This track is pure grimy sheer sleazy cheese. Give in to the cow shake. Awwww yea!

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

16.02.11 - Why the Deceptions? / Love Mania



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Today's track is ... hmmm... "challenging". I'm not sure if it's all the caffeine, the stress of recent finances and bad sleeping patterns, dodgy text messages from people I just don't wish to communicate with at all, or (most likely) a combination of all of the above! But this turned into a bit of a cacophonous noise assault on a fairly manic level. Oh my, oh my.

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

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Saturday, 5 February 2011

05​.​02​.​11 - Money Pease!




Today's track is one of those things that I probably think is just a bit of craic, but someone will point out something quite obvious about it that I've missed and make me realise it was actually very ill-judged and a little inappropriate. Ah well... Fuck it!

For the record, I have applied for a few jobs recently and a couple of things might pan out, but it would be massively awesome if I could make money from my music and I'm currently in the Graduate scheme, which is really helping support, guide and mentor me into turning my studio into a business. I'm also looking to teach people guitar and music production, so be a pal and spread the word if you can!

Enjoy

Cheers! ^_^

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Friday, 14 January 2011

14.01.11 - Quentin Morris



Brighton: Friday noon, the team make their way to the Green Tomato for breakfast. Very lovely big frys, then some nutter outside, braving the downpour shouts, "WeeeeAAAH!" Much LOLs ensue.

Found a great pub with free internet. Win!

Enjoy

Cheers ^_^

Monday, 10 January 2011

10.01.11 - The Puke Song



Today's track is the first "REQUEST" from SADFAY fans. (well sort of). It meets somewhere in the middle between Coldplay and Backstreet Boys. I am not proud of this fact.

I apologise in advance for this insult to music. I will warn that the vocals sound terrible, because they were recorded through my laptop's built in mic.

Here are the lyrics:

  • The Puke Song

  • Day 10 of SADFAY
  • I'm writing a brand new freakin' song every freakin' day
  • People say my mind has gone astray
  • Like a forgotten cigarette, burning in the ashtray

  • Won't you put out my fire?
  • Won't you stub out this burning desire?
  • I can only get so far on the same metaphor
  • So baby, clear the smoke and breath me in,
  • I'm like nicotine, you're like my bottle of gin...

  • And let's sing a brand new song every day yeah
  • When things get real tough, I can open my mouth and say
  • These freakin' songs that I'm writing, are really freakin' good. Yeah!
  • But they're nothing compared to you...

  • I can't believe I actually just said that out loud.
  • I think I'm gonna puke.

  • He's gonna puke
  • He's gonna puke
  • He's gonna puke
  • He's gonna puke...

  • Tell me why...
  • Ain't nothin' but a cheese fest (tell me why)
  • Ain't nuthin' but a cheese fest (tell me why)
  • I never wanna hear you say

  • I think this song's OK.

  • I can't believe I wrote this song
  • Now my insides they feel all wrong

  • I think he puked.
  • I think he puked.
  • He really puked
  • Yes, he just puked

  • I think he puked.
  • I think he puked.
  • Yes he did puke
  • Into my shoe

  • (those were my favourite shoes!)


Cheers! ^_^ Mu-hu-hahahahaha...